Blood And Darkness And Bone (Soldiers)

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No, Dear Reader, this post is not revealing the title of my in-progress dark fantasy YA novel. Sorry to disappoint. Also, spoilers ahead for a 7-ish year old video game.

As a Christmas treat for myself, I bought the game "Hades" for my Switch. It had been on my wish list for a while and was on sale for a pretty good discount. I am currently still playing through it (I've beaten Hades three times so far) and loving it. 

What made me think about pro-wrestling when playing it was the boss of the Asphodel section of the Underworld, the Bone Hydra. Of course, Bone as the first part of a title directly takes my mind to Bone Soldier, aka Taiji Ishimori. So, every time I fight this creature, especially with the Twin Fists and especially in the early stages when it was still kicking my ass, I think about Taiji Ishimori and wish the Bone Soldier could help me take on the Bone Hydra. Or be fighting against me with the Bone Hydra. Whatever gets Ishimori on my screen.

Also, after you fight the Bone Hydra so many times, the main character, Zagreus, decides to nickname him Lernie. There is a Greek mythology-based reason for this, but the nickname came into the game from Patch 36 in January of 2020. This is a little less than two years after Ishimori made his debut as the Bone Soldier. I wish they had given us the option to give the Bone Hydra our own nickname, as I know what I would have chosen!

 
You say tomato, I say tomato. You say Bone Soldier, I say Bone Hydra.

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