Pro-Wrestling On My Mind

Never thought I would have much in common with EVIL (except a love of Iyo Sky), but the New Japan Cup proved me wrong. GET OUTTA MY FACE! This may look like EVIL is posing majestically with a timely breeze adding to the scene by dramatically blowing his hair. What is actually happening, however, is EVIL is locking in a submission hold while some of his hair is sticking to his face and he can't move it because his hands are otherwise occupied. Thus, he is attempting, and failing, at the age old remedy of blowing it out of the way with his breath. Ugh, the number of times I have been in a similar situation, especially in the sticky and humid Japanese summers. Or when a hair has become weirdly positioned because of my glasses and I cannot figure out how to move it. So I huff and puff like an imitation of the Big Bad Wolf and hope my own damn hair will stop annoying me and fall back into place, but alas, it does not and I am forced to stop whatever I am doing so I can free my hands and...

Had class with the lower grades today. One of the kids is very taken with the word “No.” Ask “How are you?” The answer is “No.” “What’s this?” “No.” “Are you ok?” “No.” Well, that last one actually works, but we were doing an activity where they were then supposed to reply with “My (body part of choice) hurts!” and that was just another “No.” from this kid. As I was leaving the class room after the lesson, the kid walks with me and just says “No.” I reply with “No what? Why say no?” Kid responds in, with a big smile (of course), Japanese with “全てNo!” which translates to “Everything is no!” So can somebody get me in contact with Evil? I think I know someone who can carry on his legacy when the time comes...