Favorite Words And Word Problems

So Sanada debuted another homemade shirt in his losing effort against Yuya Uemura in the first round of this year's New Japan Cup. 

That red font is giving major Disney vibes. Cold Skull better watch it or the Mouse might Skull End him in court. Can't Paradise Lock your way out of a copyright lawsuit.

At this point I think we can safely assume what Sanada's favorite English swear word is. And speaking of Japanese pro-wrestlers who definitely have a favorite English swear word, Okada recently released a new shirt via Pro Wrestling Tees. Now, as I like to say to my students,

It's quiz time!

Who remembers the analogies section of the SAT? If you have no idea what I am talking about, congratulations on not having to go through high school in America or for taking the SAT in 2005 or after (and, if it's the latter, get the hell off my lawn you young whippersnapper). The analogies section gave you a pair of words that were somehow related and you had to pick a corresponding pair of words that demonstrated a similar relationship. For example, for the problem

blue : color::

the answer could be soccer : sport, the relationship being that the first word is a type of the second word. Normally all of the words would be different, but, for this exercise, the first word in each possible answer will be the same. Now that you have an explanation (or refresher), let's try!

Sanada : fuck::

A. Okada : shit
B. Okada : damn
C. Okada : hell
D. Okada : ass
E. Okada : bitch

The answer is...


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