Hell Froze Over

It was almost 70 degrees and sunny in Tokyo yesterday. Today it was 32 degrees and snowing.* I think we know who to blame for that.

"IT'S JOHN CENA!" Do-do-do-do.*

I knew it was going to be cold today, but was not expecting the snow. I should have though because, as I was doing my usual updates scroll on various sites as I ate breakfast, the biggest news everywhere in the wrestling world was that John Cena finally (FINALLY) turned heel.

I'm definitely not as emotionally invested in this event as a lot of people. A lot of Cena's reign at the top of the WWE hierarchy came when I was not regularly watching pro-wrestling (but I was keeping up with what was happening via various news sites and knew of the growing frustration with "Super Cena" expressed by a portion of the fandom). So I absolutely recognize the significance of this event, and I know that literally everyone (and I am not being facetious when I use the word "literally") over a certain age in the WWE Universe had this reaction at the end of Elimination Chamber last night:

It is always a good time for a B99 reference. Always.

So congrats to the WWE Univese. We waited and waited and WAITED and the day is finally here. Dreams really do come true!


*I'm American. I use Fahrenheit. Deal with it. It is also, frankly, the better unit of measurement for temperature. If you don't agree, DX has two words for you. 

**Don't even try to pretend you don't automatically make that sound/hear it in your head when you say his name.

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