Just Like Me!

Never thought I would have much in common with EVIL (except a love of Iyo Sky), but the New Japan Cup proved me wrong.

GET OUTTA MY FACE!

This may look like EVIL is posing majestically with a timely breeze adding to the scene by dramatically blowing his hair. What is actually happening, however, is EVIL is locking in a submission hold while some of his hair is sticking to his face and he can't move it because his hands are otherwise occupied. Thus, he is attempting, and failing, at the age old remedy of blowing it out of the way with his breath.

Ugh, the number of times I have been in a similar situation, especially in the sticky and humid Japanese summers. Or when a hair has become weirdly positioned because of my glasses and I cannot figure out how to move it. So I huff and puff like an imitation of the Big Bad Wolf and hope my own damn hair will stop annoying me and fall back into place, but alas, it does not and I am forced to stop whatever I am doing so I can free my hands and remove the annoyance. 

If I were EVIL, I would blame the distraction from my hair as the reason for losing the match. I think enough people, even President Tanahashi, would understand and sympathize enough from their own similar experiences to make it worth his while.


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