Yeah, It Was Worth The Wait

Ask me how many times today I've watched a clip of John Cena turning heel where the audio had been replaced with Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On."

Go on, ask.

Ok, trick order because I've watched it so many times that I can't remember anymore. Some not so great stuff happened today, so I really needed a laugh.

To refer back to the title, the John Cena heel turn was absolutely worth the wait because the memes are DELIVERING! This all went down on Sunday and I am still seeing a bunch of new ones every day. The wrestling community is really coming together on this one and producing ample amounts of hilarity. 

The rest of the world may be burning, but I hope John Cena's retirement tour continues to be the gift that keeps on giving humor and memes. 

...Please universe? We kinda need this*. 



*Well, except R-Truth. He clearly needed anything but this. Someone hook that poor man up with a therapist or something.

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